How to "Fire up" a Steamloid
Waking up a steamloid (Steam powered human android) can be complicated, depending on the personality of the model, or the skill of the user. In either case, we at the Acme Human Locomotive Android Company have created a simple step-by-step guide to "Fire Up" your Steamloid.
Preparing to fire
After removing the ashes from the last operation of your Steamloid, cleaning out the smokebox area (Usually it's mouth) and blowing out it's fire tubes (Can be accomplished by placing the steamloid face down, preferably while sleeping, taking a blower and blowing the ash and soot out of its mouth.) top off the water tank on its back.
When ready, since coal (The most popular fuel for a steamloid's fire) needs to be very hot to burn, it is recommended that an initial fire with wood is lit. This can be accomplished by literally placing the wood into the steamloid's mouth, u