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J.J The king of Sleaze (Ft. Miku): Love is War.

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"J.J. The King of Sleaze writes Love is War"
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I know that Love is War has already been written, but for the purpose of this oneshot, let's just pretend that it hasn't been written. (Miku is going to pretend that it hasn't been written either) got it? Good! Now, on with the story:



One fine day, the VOCALOID community-wide famous producer, J.J. The King of Sleaze was sitting at his desk, playing his keyboard busily working on a brand new VOCALOID song, he had just completed writing the melodies for the song and now was about to write the lyrics as he played the keyboard. As he started to play, Hatsune Miku entered the home office where J.J. Was busily working, in her school uniform, recording a piece about J.J. For her school's student news program; she turned to the camera and said, "This is Hastune Miku, and I'm speaking to you from the studio of the famous producer, Mr. J.J. 'The King of Sleaze' if we're lucky; we may get to see what song he's writing today." She looked over and saw J.J. hard at work, being very careful not to disturb him she walked over to his desk and listened as he began to sing.

There is simply nowhere it can run
Love heat burning me, why can't you see?
AHH!~
See those gray clouds over me, some kind of monochrome shouting at me
The sunlight casts a shadow here, the twilight....The twilight, twilight
...


"Oh, I'll never finish this new song! NEVER NEVER NEVER!" J.J. shouted slamming his head against the keyboard, starting to mumble afterwards, not noticing that Miku was in the room.
"Oh, J.J.-San," Miku said trying to get him to look up at her "Oh, J.J.-San!" She said once more before he said "Yes?" looking up from the keyboard "What seems to be the trouble?" Miku
"Oh, it's this new song, I'm having a hard time writing it!" J.J. replied. "Oh, yes. I heard you working on it when I came in here, it must be frustrating, trying to write something like that." continued Miku
"Yes, it is!" J.J. said "I'll try it again, maybe this time I'll get it!" So, he began to sing again...

There is simply nowhere it can run
Love heat burning me, why can't you see?
AHH!~
See those gray clouds over me, some kind of monochrome shouting at me
The sunlight casts a shadow here, the twilight....The twilight, twilight...


"Oh! I'll never get it! NEVER NEVER NEVER!" He said, banging his head on the keyboard once again.  "J.J.-San?" Miku asked "J.J. San?" J.J. lifted his head once again growling in frustration.
"You see?" J.J. Said "I can't think of anything!" "Hmm..." Miku replied "You're trying to write this song and you don't know what the twilight is doing? That's the problem?"
"Yes." J.J. Sighed "I just can't seem to figure out what that twilight is doing!"
"Well," said Miku "We can fix that!" "How!?" J.J. replied
"Well," Miku "If you just listen to me, you'll get it! Music please!"
J.J. began to play the chords to the song while Miku began to sing

There is simply nowhere it can run
Love heat burning me, why can't you see?
AHH!~
See those gray clouds over me, some kind of monochrome shouting at me

The sunlight casts a shadow here, the twilight crosses the atmosphere.

"See?" Said Miku "You could go with that!"  
"Yes, I could!" replied J.J. "But it DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE! How can the twilight cross the atmosphere!? Oh, I 'll never finish the song, NEVER NEVER NEVER!" he then proceeded to bang his head on the keyboard, yet again, which made Miku jump!
"J.J.-San!" She cried "You're gonna hurt yourself on the head! Are you okay!?"
"Yes, Miku, I am alright." J.J. replied "But my song...."
"Is going to get written!" Interrupted Miku
"Well, okay," sighed J.J. who began to sing another part of his song

Ahh, the world is getting blurry now, and even so, can my heart still love you somehow?
I know it's true - yet I do not know what I should do oh.
What can I do, what should I do?
I am a fool... His play tool!

Let's start fighting don't ask how, this war I will allow
Just seeing you so happy I could kill myself right now
Ardent L-O-V-E - That is a sin to me
I'll show you all my feelings 'cause emotion it's my key

The megaphone I used, to shout to your, your, your....

"Oh! To your what!? To your what!? Oh I'll never get it NEVER, oh!" J.J. said once again banging his head on the keyboard! "Grr, this is getting a bit repetitive!" Miku said in disgust "You need to take a chill pill or at least calm down! Are you crying!? There's no need to get all worked up!"
all J.J. could say was "Oh, my head." as he lifted his head
"Listen!" Miku said "We need to finish this song! I'm getting tired of your head-banging! Now, if you would just listen to me! Or better yet, come closer and I'll whisper what could work in your ear!"
J.J. obliged and after Miku whispered something in his ear, then J.J. said "Of course! It just might work! It'll sell a million! Hit it boys!"
Then all of a sudden, three people came out and sang J.J.'s new song

There is simply nowhere it can run
Love heat burning me, why can't you see?
AHH!~
See those gray clouds over me, some kind of monochrome shouting at me
Sunlight casts a shadow here, the twilight changes, its color, it's drawing too near
Ahh, the world is getting blurry now, and even so, can my heart still love you somehow?
I know it's true - yet I do not know what I should do oh.
What can I do, what should I do?
I am a fool... His play tool!

Let's start fighting don't ask how, this war I will allow
Just seeing you so happy I could kill myself right now
Ardent L-O-V-E - That is a sin to me
I'll show you all my feelings 'cause emotion it's my key
The megaphone I used, to shout to your heart, it has been torn apart
But it does not matter now, how far I reach and why, 'cause I'll never make it to your eye sight
Ahh, the sky is now so clear, I didn't notice
The sun on my path doesn't suit my tears
I can't hold on, my feelings are out of my reach
What can I do, what should I do?
Because you know I'm not going to cry 'cause of you
I love you, see?
I was fighting from the start, I'm shooting at your heart
I didn't choose this path, you did and you will feel my wrath
I'll show off and let the wind, just blow by and show my skin
I'll steal your gaze away until I'll finally have the win
Are you ready for my act?
This war I'm fighting is a fact and is still a drawback
Love is blind, and love's a bliss
The only way for me to see is by your loving kiss


"Oh yes! It works! IT WORKS!" J.J. Said after-which he fainted.
"Well, there you have it, everyone!" Miku said and signaled the cameraman to "Cut"
"Do you think Meiko-Sensi" will allow something like this in the newscast?" He said
"We can only hope!" Replied Miku and with that the two exited the studio.....
Okay, so here is a oneshot fanfic with Hatsune Miku and an OC, named "J.J. The king of sleaze" where Miku helps him to write "Love is War" 
Hatsune Miku (C) Crypton Future Media/YAMAHA
J.J. (C) Myself
"Love Is War" (C) Ryo

This is also a parody of the "Don Music" skits from "Sesame Street"
I'm too lazy to provide a link so look up "Don Music Sesame Street" on Youtube and you'll see where part of the inspiration for this came from.
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Excellent Job My Friend! :)